counter for every time i see the phrase "spy has a gun" ingame --> 1
counter for every time i see the phrases "sleepy/sleepyhead, tired, zzz" on a profile --> 4
counter for every time i hear a white person in vc --> 117
counter for every time someone uses badwater as a personality trait --> 18
counter for every time i see a lucky shot soldier --> 5
counter for every time i see a transgender sniper player --> probably in the hundreds
counter for every mann co online cap earbuds player i encounter --> 4
counter for every 6 stack i encounter since 2023 --> also probably in the hundreds
counter for every violently mexican person i encounter --> 8
counter for every time i get airshot --> 0
counter for every worse player than me on my friends list --> 27
counter for every collector's pyro weapon i see --> 9
counter for every asian femboy i encounter --> 4
counter for every beggars player i hate --> all of them