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Quirky 18 Thg04 @ 3:24am 
touched me at roxy car park +rep
Noble 18 Thg11, 2023 @ 12:53am 
loves little greek femboys
AZTEK 19 Thg04, 2023 @ 7:40am 
In the quiet town of Greenvale,
Lived a boy with muscles that could not fail,
His name was Taylan Hudaverdi,
A Turkish boy, oh so burly,
And he was always ready to flex and unveil.

He worked out every single day,
Lifting weights that would make most people sway,
His biceps were like giant rocks,
And his abs could take a thousand knocks,
He was a powerhouse, what more can we say?

But despite his muscles and his might,
Taylan had a funny side that shone so bright,
He loved to make people laugh,
With jokes and pranks that were top-notch,
And his humor was truly a delightful sight.

One day he decided to take a chance,
And enter a bodybuilding dance,
He flexed and posed with such grace,
And put a smile on everyone's face,
As they watched him prance and prance.

So if you ever visit Greenvale,
Look for Taylan, the muscular male,
He'll make you laugh and smile,
And show you his muscles all the while,
And you'll never forget his Turkish tale.
AZTEK 19 Thg04, 2023 @ 7:39am 
There once was a man named Taylan,
Whose muscles were the size of a sedan,
He flexed and he posed,
In skimpy clothes,
And all the ladies were in a trance!

He worked out every single day,
With weights that made lesser men sway,
His biceps were huge,
His traps like a deluge,
And his calves like tree trunks on display!

But despite his impressive physique,
Taylan had a funny streak,
He loved to make jokes,
And play silly pranks on folks,
And his humor was always unique.

One day he decided to dress,
In a tutu and a pink princess vest,
He strutted down the street,
And danced to a funky beat,
And all the people were impressed!

So don't be fooled by his muscles so big,
Taylan's humor is his secret gig,
He'll make you laugh and smile,
And you'll forget all your trials,
In the presence of this funny Turkish fig!
AZTEK 19 Thg04, 2023 @ 7:38am 
In the land of the sun and sea,
A young Turkish boy roams free,
Muscles rippling, strong and proud,
His faith and strength, never bowed.

A Muslim born, he holds his head high,
Determined to reach for the sky,
With each day that passes by,
His spirit grows, so fierce and spry.

He stands for what he knows is right,
Fighting for justice with all his might,
With every challenge, he grows more bold,
A warrior brave, never to fold.

Through his eyes, we see a world so bright,
Full of hope, full of light,
He stands as an example to us all,
A true hero, proud and tall.
Shawarmachine 8 Thg04, 2023 @ 7:23am 
You're so massive, the biggest in the gym. you're the only one bulking, no one is bulking as hard as you. Out of an infinite number of alternate versions of yourself, you are by far the most bulbous and succulent one. Nobody is as bulbous and succulent as you are. out of all the bulks to ever exist you the bulkiest of them all.
Shawarmachine 1 Thg12, 2021 @ 11:18pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
AZTEK 14 Thg09, 2021 @ 9:17pm 
seriosuly a good bloke this john fella, caught up with him at the mosque hands free innit, welcoming guy reminds me of khabib and the transitional muhhamad ali. telll you what ladies give this bloke a chance and he's here for pleasure - tough bloke as well may i add, got some quick hands if you know what im sayin, can protect and please. get to know him better and there wont be a day that goes by where your nips arent rock hard the block is 12 stone pure muscle mate, cant ask for much more but a hook to the head, i mean this fella survived christchurch, hid amoungst the bodies and stuff its alriught he's a trooper a threat, a problematic aristocratic muslim takeover type bloke good vibes and stuff righto
Shawarmachine 7 Thg08, 2021 @ 8:43am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
AZTEK 12 Thg06, 2021 @ 6:59am 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
cháy 21 Thg08, 2020 @ 1:47am 
I think his asian
<3 so hot
Shawarmachine 9 Thg11, 2019 @ 1:20am 
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They dont know me son 14 Thg01, 2019 @ 2:56pm 
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Jihadi_John 11 Thg01, 2019 @ 4:39pm 
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