Yes, your read that correctly, I am an Apex Legend and you're not, you beta males. I'm comitted to the Apex grind 24/7 like a real sigma alpha femme fatale woman. I have over 10k kills on all legends, even the ones that haven't been released yet. That means I'm alpha with everyone, everything and even the Cockrifle. I've been on a mewing streak since the second I was born thus I mog every other apex peasant. The moment I push a squad they all disconnect because I radiate so much aura. My father put me on aim labs when I was just 2 years old and already then I was analysing ALGS gameplay to become the true apex predator.

I have spent 69'630 dollars on this game, you know what that means I own every single pixel in this game because I am EAs sugar mommy, which also means I'm rich and if you trashtalk or teabag me I'll send a hacker after you who will delete all your heirlooms. Don't mess with me, my winrate is at 99.99% and not 100% only because of the beta rookie randoms that throw every single game. I'd say their aim is cancer but cancer at least kills people.

Therefore as the true TTV Wraith main I am, I disconnect the second I get shot with one bullet because I don't waste time looting 121726846 crates. And as a dominating wraith in the professional esport scene I only respect people who crutch the havoc with turbocharger and the 3030 repeater. If you main any other legend than Wraith or Horizon consider yourself an opp. At this point you might as well uninstall and go play animal crossing instead.

I spent 10'249 hours on this game and not stopping. I have quit my job, family and friends because I am so commited to the grind. You should take me as an example if you want to git gud as me. Bow down to the queen of Apex or get back to your dish wash simulator, because this lobby isn't big enough for the two of us.

Sincerely,
Nyctophilia