I walked into McDonald’s, craving my go-to Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, and a Diet Coke, when I saw him—Daniel. He stood at the counter confidently ordering *my exact meal*. “Hey,” I blurted, “are you reading my mind or just stealing my order?” Without missing a beat, he turned, grinned, and said, “Nah, I’m just a man of exquisite taste.” A moment of silent, burger-fueled camaraderie passed between us. Then, as if fate intervened, the cashier called out both our orders at the same time. Daniel grabbed his tray, nodded, and said, “Looks like we’re meal twins now.” And just like that, he was gone, leaving me questioning if he was real or just a fry-scented McHallucination.

Nice guy however he constantly insists on weekly trips to Poundland for the meal deal, without fail he always gets a jumbo sausage roll, boost energy & a flapjack bar and shouts at the cashier about his meal deal "not being £1 as the shop name says" I have tried to let him know planes aren't flying overhead and there is no need to eat like this anymore but he won't listen to me and tells me "his family have ate only this for generations" whatever that means +rep anywhere but in a poundland, carried me in my Silver 4 game the other day best symmetra ever

@Kale stfu i bet youre the type of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to go 0-30 in a match and blame your tank you miserable sack of ♥♥♥♥

Thanks for the laugh and Merry Christmas you miserable ♥♥♥♥!

GOMENASORRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER EVER LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, IM SORRY 1000X IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

Этот ублюдок DDoS-атакует мой роутер в матче cs2, что за маленькая говносвинья.
Приезжай и сразись со мной в Москве, свинья.

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