Recent reviews by Mortar

Nothing feels better than getting hit 5 times by the same obstetrical and loosing all your chicks.

I'm this close to giving it a bad review, though i decided on a positive in the end:

Awesome game, can feel a bit clunky at times but is a fine ratchet and clank clone.
The only thing i found really annoying were all the vehicle stages, they made me quit the game quite a few times, not because they are hard but rather the vehicle you're in controls really poorly, snapping your camera to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ viewing angle, forcing you to fly really fast without any direction or view. this was really bad with the Rocket because you literally could not see anything besides green glowing circles (one of which was partially inside an obstacle so i kept dying to that one. The worst offender is the car imo because it gets reused so many times and it never feels good to drive, no boost meter and it flips and turns really easily. I think if you add checkpoints to them they would be immediately be more fun because the tracks can take like 5min to complete.

Also why is my Radeon RX 7600 XT struggling with this? It feels more like i hit the minimum requirement when in particle heavy scenes (including fire and smoke). It drops all the way to 40FPS

All in all i would recommend picking it up but if the devs read this: please rework the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ vehicle controls and fix the weird grappling animation!
Noticed bugs:
1 Vehicles flipping uncontrollably and sometimes randomly turning.
2 V-sync turns on when you reopen the game so you have to turn it off by...turning it on in the settings? Now its on in the settings but off in the actual game
3 At the end where you fly the spaceship though the fleet, all the ships randomly flicker out of existence.
4 The DJ achievement is bugged and is unobtainable

This game used to be good......but now its even better!!! Somehow it just keeps getting updates and expansions. Love the garden and the skill tree rework. Thumbs up for the developers

what is this garbage? animations are so broad that i can't see half of the screen and it lags every few sevonds. how does this even have overwhelmingly positive reviews. isn't even worth picking up on an 80% discount

Got called racist for calling a Cat girl a litterbox girl

Buggy when changing keybinds (resets even when i don't hit the reset keybinds button), won't let you use mouse and keyboard to play, parry literally useless (for the people that say "get good" the animation of the parry literally plays during a parryable attack and i still get hit). Voice dialog does not match written dialog.

On the positive: you climb platforms if you barely miss the edge
I really want to like this game but i can't

At first i thought they gave away the whole game as a demo, took me quite a while until i hit the end of the demo. Bonus stars for letting me continue where i left off when i bought the full game

Its a sad game, but i still like it

bluescreens my pc when i try to launch it

Its a mystery to me why so many like it, its clunky, you fall off of flat rocks, its nearly impossible to get out of the water, the inventory is a MESS, why is the confirm button/cancel button like 5 different keys depending on what action you take.
It feels like an EARLY ALPHA AT BEST