Recent reviews by Derman Cheese

Charge Rifle is best gun :D <=3

i hate dead by daylight

The Roblox remake of this game called "Escape the Factory" is infinitely more fun than this game.

Good story telling = good
Good sex = good
Good story telling + Good sex = This game
This game = good
There's a reason why this game has 97% good reviews
Favorite Quote: "Brown Boobes"

PA PO PEE

this game is so trash

optimize. i played the game for about 30 min. and it began to collapse and consistently drop frames all the way to 40 for no reason.

this game is terrible

Trailers and screenshots looked very good. Unfortunately the only thing I enjoyed was creating my character. Then the game actually started and i was greeted with doing the same mundane task over and over again just disguised differently. Wow defeat 8 gray foxes. Wow learn more about grey foxes. Wow subdue 20 gray foxes. All of these mean the same thing: Kill the damn fox. Its not worth it even on sale. For some that love grindy time wasters then have fun but Id rather be more immersed and given actual fun and unique goals. And $30 Traveler's pack? No. I do not care who you are, please do not buy...

My playtime says only 26 hours but i played about 120-140 hours on console. The game itself in my opinion is great. The only time i'm ever frustrated is when you have to start relying on how Rockstar likes to do things.... You aren't launching through steam, you HAVE to use the Rockstar launcher which is a buggy mess. So many times already have i tried to log in to play Red Dead 2 and the Rockstar launcher would absolutely collapse on itself. I almost lost saves because the cloud saving is also a mess. Even with these issues, online is still fun. Although a bit grindy, misery loves company. Online is great with a friend. This game is great in every other aspect other than the part where Rockstar is trying to have their own launcher. Also please buy this game on sale, its been out for a while and full prices is not what we should be paying.
All in all:
*Rockstar = gae
Red Dead 2 = gud