Bath Water Merchant
United States
 
 
I'm a pig and gaming is my slop
If she ain't 280, she ain't a lady
That dog inside me has been put down
Certified power bottom
You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly

Accomplishments:
Pinewood derby 2nd place
Overwatch Goonginga league diamond team cap tournament champion
Bryant University 2017 Madden Tournament champion
Third grade chess club runner up
2020 PSN Lucioball #9 North America (4450 SR)
Max Storm Wizard W101
Town Hall 12 CoC
Top fragged in a silver lobby once

Surf Pbs:
Surf Beginner-1:29.64
Surf Borealis-1:01
Surf Kitsune- 4:21.25
Surf Utopia- 1:07.71
Surf Mesa: 57.21


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Well, to be perfectly honest in my humble opinion without being sentimental, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view,
but also by looking into this matter in distinct perspective and without condemning anyone's view and by trying to make it objectified
and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion I honestly believe that I vividly don't have anything to say. Thank you.
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very nice
Jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

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Shakashura 16 okt om 11:36 
let's unite as teammates
Signalement de Bath Water Merchant soumis. ID du signalement : 3712696075715346535
✪ Thorben 10 okt om 13:04 
+rep he hawk tuah :merling::reheart:
Manalv 10 okt om 10:35 
+rep USP champion
kuster1997✔ 16 sep om 13:33 
i hope your mum will die soon hahaha:da2stonecold:
thatpinkcat123 11 sep om 13:56 
+REP