After a week of not relieving myself, my mind feels so fuzzy and funny, I just want to find a hole, and pound it like a piston until my puffy b4lls are empty...~ Yeah. I need my p.nis drained, I need it fast. Any role can do it. You're submissive? Come in here and sit on my lap, Mmmmh I'd br//d you so well~ You're dominant? Please take me. I'll beg good...~ Any other is good... I just need my p.nis drained. I'll even give a reward after it, you choose.

Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my ♥♥♥♥ in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bunny; since the first time I’ve seen his sexy ass I can’t restrain myself from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that I’m crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, I’m the only sane one here.

Spongebob, you are my new sex toy. I’m so happy I finally came to terms with this little problem and am now ready to do what every good boy needs. I want to be Sigmabob Grindpants.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing a trollface mask and black morph suit. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as your mother (after I have sexual intercourse with her) and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my morph suit. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Cover yourself in oil."

this is so kawaii i played thick of it on the piano and one of the keys broke and i had to pay to fix it but i was broke so i comitted tax evasion and got put under house arrest so i ate my ankle monitor and broke the wall and ran away and bought oil at the store and covered myself in it so i could walk on water and i ran across the ocean and the police nuked me for leaving my house while under house arrest and i died but im a cat therian so i have 9 lives and i kept walking until i got to greenland and i stole its green so its just land now and teleported back to my house again 🥰