[FOG] Галстук's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:36pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:04am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 24 Sep @ 4:58am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:46am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:28am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:03am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:19pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:44am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:23am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:09am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:29am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 2:43am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:47am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 20 Sep @ 3:04am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:35am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 19 Sep @ 5:18am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 7:48am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:53pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:08am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 28 Mar @ 10:23pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:25pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:24am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:27am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 1:28am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:49am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:58pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:08am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 11 Apr @ 8:48am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:52am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 8 Apr @ 12:57am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?