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41 of 50 (82%) achievements earned:
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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 9:32pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 1:00am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 5:04am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 9:31am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 4:16am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 8:59pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 8:37am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2019 @ 12:19am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 7:40am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:18am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 5:00am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 9:27pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 7:56pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2019 @ 5:47am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 2:29am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2019 @ 11:15pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2019 @ 2:10am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 3:26am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 9:25pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2018 @ 2:13am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 9:25pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:16am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 6:02am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:11am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:27am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 6:43am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 1:08am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 6:45pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 3:16am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 7:15pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2019 @ 6:53am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 6:13am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 3:30am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 12:13am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2019 @ 12:10am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2018 @ 5:30am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2019 @ 7:10pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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