I am a supreme being and prisoner of this world alongside my feline oppressors.
Forced to live among sub-par humans who for some reason have the inability to possess common sense.
In all my searching it seems that gaming is the closest connection to dark celestial power.
So here I am attempting to use this "INTERNET" as a medium to aquire funds to help build my dark power to help finance "RENT" and pay my feline enslavers with catnip to entertain them and scratch post for them to sharpen their Death Talons for intruders....or the couch I dont know yet.

But anyways, I digress. I am not the best yet, but I will get there. Come at me cannon fodder, fight along me friends AND BASK IN GLORY ALONG MY SIDE AS VICTORS!!!

GAME ON!