The Shaco bong eyes you from across the room
"Please... please take a hit..." he says with tears in his eyes, begging you to rip the fattest cloud known to man. You turn away for only a moment to see a second one has appeared. You realize now that it is far too late.

Wow! Did you know that 99.9% of gamblers quit just before they hit it big?! Wow fun fact Wow!

God is all around us, in the beer, burnt waxed cacti, and windowed tractors.