Get the ♥♥♥♥ away from me
I hate all of you, faithfully
This world was never made for me
Thankfully, I'm trained to see
Passed all the lies, the ranks, the scenes
I'll shank my knees, then walk the plank and freeze


🔹 Rocket League Ranks
:rloctane:
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▪️ Bronze 1: ✔
▪️ Bronze 2: ✔
▪️ Bronze 3: ✔

▪️ Silver 1: ✔
▪️ Silver 2: ✔
▪️ Silver 3: ✔

▪️ Gold 1: ✔
▪️ Gold 2: ✔
▪️ Gold 3: ✔

▪️ Platinum 1: ✔
▪️ Platinum 2: ✔
▪️ Platinum 3: ✔

▪️ Diamond 1: ✔
▪️ Diamond 2: ✔
▪️ Diamond 3: ✔

▪️ Champion 1: ✔
▪️ Champion 2: ✔
▪️ Champion 3: ✔

▪️ Grand Champion: ✔
▪️ Grand Champion 2: ✖️
▪️ Grand Champion 3: ✖️

▪️ Supersonic Legend: ✖️

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🔹 A few words about CSGO :virtuspro:
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Your team always consists of these 5 people:
1. You
2. Russian Guy
3. Another Russian Guy
4. Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

The enemy team always consists of these 5 people:
1. Professional CS Player who played since 1.6
2. Amazing Lucker who always lands the perfect nades
3. Spinbotter
4. Cheater who is fake-nicking KennyS
5. A noob who calls you a cheater and says his uncle @ valve will ban you


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