Recent reviews by plorp

i was confused and lost in all the best ways

This game had great potential, but was squandered by the discontinuation, you can't pour gasoline on charcoal and expect a fire to light. The perks system was interesting, but in the end was quite boring; on the contrary, the added abilities for Rose, Corn, Scientist, and Superbrains were a very cool addition to the game, and offered either a different play style to the character, or in Rose's case just gave a straight up buff. This honestly could have made up for the loss of the variants if every character had one.

This game is great in many ways, except some of the achievements are now unobtainable. The same thing can be said for the unicorn and twilight chomper variants. I personally think that it was a great way to reward long time fans, and to make new players play the older games; however, those variants are no longer obtainable on PC, which quite honestly triggers me, being named Linda, from HR.

this game is really fun, but it is A FATTY, and it runs laggy for me maybe it's just me though. also PLEASE REMOVE LARIAN LAUNCHER, it weakens the performance of my game and it's just outright annoying that my computer has to launch larian launcher then the actual game itself, then I have to close larian launcher myself.

literally everything about this game is perfect, except for ada, plz tape her mouth shut.

This game was very mixed for me, what seemed like an otherworldly large creature that wanted to eat me at one point quickly became that fish that likes to nibble on my boat. maybe change the perspective. Although I will say, the leviathan was a masterpiece, that hit my thalassophobia hard.

so far this game has been terrible, the monsters are way too op. they can hear everything, sabotage you, and just grab you whenever they please and you'll likely never get back. And you're basically powerless to stop them, especially since they're faster than you. Also the minigames are long enough so that the monster can search the entire map 3 times over before you're finished, and loud enough to lead them directly to you. In short this game is rigged in favor of the monster.

This game is honestly really great (except for the ruins) but there's one thing that bothers me, there are no achievements, or anything similar to them. I remember finally killing my first raid boss and I had jack squat to show for it. I get why you don't want achievements but maybe an in game emote or something.

I honestly think that there is no better multiplayer horror game out there. If you are in to horror games and love hearing your friends scream (not in a weird way) this game is 100% for you. the only downside is that the starter equipment is hot garbage, and it doesn't help that all of the second tiers are in the range of 40 - 60. but other than that it's a great game. note: this game is a terrible experience alone and I would extremely not recommend doing it.

honestly an amazing game all around and my worst experience was the game ending! (honorable mention to learning that chop sue was a girl)