My uncle taught me when i was a kid

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of plants that are amazing in Plants Vs. Zombies, Sapfling is one of the best? In a lot of PVZ 2 mods Sapfling needed a nerf because of how broken it is. It is an ungodly stall plant for its super power cost and recharge. It is valued and needed in a lot of the best set ups in the game. Sapfling also is a very good idea for the shooter games if they were to make another entry because of its long range slowing attacks that could be helpful in any mode. There’s not really a plant in the shooter games who has showing as it’s primary gimmick and it would be a good fit. Some may say that Sapfling is bad in PVZ hero’s and is to expensive, but it can actully be good in nightcap decks as something that can set up a good environment for invasive species and leap into a very good grapes of wrath. Its honey is also a very unique trait that no other plant has.

What the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with you people?!?! Seriously, like what actually damaged your brain to get you to this point. You all sit here jerking yourselves off to your amazing humor while the world ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burns around us. En passant isn't funny. How have so many people had their sense of humor so destroyed by a semi obscure chess rule to the point that you invent entire new ones just to keep your sick jokes going like a druggie needing another hit. You people have literally no conception of original humor. New response just dropped is your sad pathetic attempt to retake control of a conversation for stupid internet points. Watch this, people are gonna reply to this comment with new response just dropped because it is all you have it is the subs last futile attempt of humor. So please, if you felt the compulsion to do that, kindly take yourself and your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic chess jokes straight to hell.

Inday please don't say to me goodbye
Unless you want to see me cry a river
Tanan nga gusto mo inday ihatag ko
Maputos man ko sa utang okay lang
Sulngon ko ang panggubatan pakamatyan ang buwan
Kabukiran latason adlawng tanan adlawng tanan

I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to vote for me. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

Nice co*ck