So, Ive been thinking for what to say at a funeral and I really dont understand why people crying because the only thing certain in life is death but some people like things to end quickly and move on to their next project. So when I die as a momento;

➀ I shall have bacon cooked in the shape of a Cube for every person that attends my funeral.

➁ Have the pews taped with every drawing, letter, document or text I have ever sent to anyone.

➂ Have a priest describe what love is, even though he is not allowed to experience any due to religous vows (Its a personal confliction inside of me to let anyone explain something that they know nothing about) having one of the alter boys loudly ridicule the priest, dressed in orange tracksuit.

➃ Have every joke Ive said about religion/humanity relayed to the pope in an email and read aloud at my ceramony.

𝗢verall, my funeral is gonna be pretty lit. Your invited in the year 2097 (if i dont die of Mad Cow Disease first) to St Peters Church, Woolten, Liverpool, UK, England to enjoy. See yer then.