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💄 * 📘 * 🎍 * 💛 * ⚡ * 📕 * 📗 * 🐟 * 👳 * 🥗 * 🐠 * 🌏 * 🎫 * 📕 * 👽 * 🎁
ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"
ㅤ* There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
ㅤ* If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
🎈 * 🥒 * 💎 * 😺 * 💙 * 🐊 * 💄 * 💛 * 💗 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 📒 * 🚙 * 🕺 * 👑 * 🚗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
Здравствуй, юность в сапогах!
Пропади, моя тоска,
Вот он я, привет, войска!