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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

from now on if u send a mean message 2 me u must also submit an application consisting of an unedited headshot of urself that proves u r at least a 7/10, a photograph of ur clean and sanitary bedroom (and bathroom), as well as proof of employment, moderate to low snapscore, proof of driver registration, and proof u own a Brita filter. if all documentation is satisfactory then and only then will i kill myself

Lmao, salty survivor detected. Killers in DBD are not supposed to be your friend. They’re here to kill survivors. I’ll make sure I write that in the survivors imaginary rule book.

Oh btw, nobody is obligated to make you guys happy. Hire an escort if you want someone to please you, otherwise we will continue to play however we want seeing that we killer mains have paid for this game , and not from you salty survivor’s main.

I main Wraith, first day since the game came out, and since then it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts that I'll never be able to mate with him. At the start I feel in love of his bell, that I want to hear bing and bong from evening until morning comes. Those manly broad shoulders of a god, that I always see in the lobby when I choose the skin that exposes them the most. Those beautiful, modest hips. I want to pass my genes through him, and birth a set of perfect offspring. I'll do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Wraith to impregnate me. A N Y T H I N G just to see him stick his boss’ spine into my hatch. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would Behaviour create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalize us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can't anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

NOED? Cheap? You MUST be a survivor main, which in your case, your opinion is less valid

Nurse is one of the most balanced killers in the gane because of her skill requirement and skill ceiling. Why are you near a downed survivor anyway? Body block? Flashy save? Sabo? In that case that is YOUR fault for being afflicted with exposed from a perk that nobody uses

Take it from a killer main, Nurse is fine where she is now. How often do you see a good Nurse? Never. I see more Leatherface players face camping than an unstopable, so should we just nerf bubba? There are more camping Hags than good nurses, so should we just nerf Hag's decoys?

You sound so dumb and survivor sided

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.