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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16am

OG

They accept you as you are.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:19am

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:34am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:12am

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27am

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 8:51am

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:23pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 6:50am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30am

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55am

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:38pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 7:46am



Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.