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🍆 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🥗
💚 🍇 👳 💗 🥒 🐝 🌋 🐳 👾 📕
Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
-- Calvin
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-collie
baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin
Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...
🐊 📀 🌽 🕺 👽 🐠 📗 🌸 🐟 📒
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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