Best nuke clutcher I've ever seen. Gg.

I'm telling you, this guy is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said "they contain my full power so i don't completely sh*t on these kids" then he bunny hopped out the door

Mingy has always wanted something more than a friendship. He's turned down many girls that wanted to be his significant other. Mingy has shown his love magnified to me especially when playing CS together at his LAN parties. Mingy would always force me to go into his room alone, and would start sucking me off. Since I wasn't gay, and I wanted to help my homie out, I started to get into the groove of it too. As I grab the back of his head and shove some more of my ♥♥♥♥ in his throat, I whispered quietly, "no ♥♥♥♥ bro." Mingy on the other hand, too busy swallowing all of my sticky sap that came from my tip, gurgles, "no bro, ♥♥♥♥."

-rep
This kid is a blatant hacker. I believe he is hacking for the following reasons:

1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS that shots
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he probably toggled on mid-match
7. His USP-S killed me in 1 shot despite me unloading my Glock

-rep he invited me over to a Lan and didnt put out, he said he loved me and told me if i nibbled his ear he’d recieve me fully... too bad i recieved blue balls, a restraining order, and a felony... good head tho

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house to go in his jacuzzi. I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy