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Feline 👯🏽‍♀️ Ximena 31 Aug, 2020 @ 7:31am

Life is too short to be taken seriously.
-- Oscar Wilde
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I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
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"Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
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Wobbler thought that California was where good people went when they died.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee
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Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
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Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

-- Homer Simpson
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
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I'm ANN LANDERS!! I can SHOPLIFT!!
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