lmao imagine being br*t*sh

after nutting, 2 things happen.

1. after nutting, you will release a chemical that calms your ♥♥♥♥ down and makes you not horny.
in this state, you will also feel disgusted by everything due to the chemical as well.

2. as your ♥♥♥♥ calms down, blood from your penis goes out, and the blood in your body rushes
around, even in your brain, kinda like overclocking it for a few seconds. in this state, your other
senses get enhanced, and you get smarter for a bit too. this is why some people say that alot of
good ideas/inventions came from post nut clarity. combine this with the disgust from earlier, it
will make you think about the material you used and for most people here, who addicted to
porn, their kinks get worse and worse over time, making it even more disgusting when your
actively thinking about it while not being blinded by the horny, and bring smarter in the moment.

Guys I think my neighbours are having sex, there seems to be loud and deep bellowing sounds followed by high pitched screams and someone saying “faster”. I have never done the sex (am virgin) so I’m not sure. Once I even heard one of them screaming “Ben”, I am assuming it’s coming from, what possibly sounds like, a female. I am mortified yet curious. Should I go into their house and ask if they are okay? Should I ask if they’re having sex? If they say yes should I watch them to learn how to do the sex? I don’t know what they would say, the man is from a Jewish family called the Shapiro’s, he seems nice but I don’t know how he’d react. Advice wanted please.

Never, EVER put diet coke and mentos in your ass

Y’all know about the prostate gland? The male rub-to-♥♥♥? Yea that thing. This is the glorious story of how I tried (and failed) to stimulate it.
I was drinking Pepsi and reading an article on how prostate stimulation intensifies orgasms. So, I had the genius idea of using coke to stimulate my ass. WCGW? I mean that the carbonation feels... good in my mouth, so It should work in my ass. As an engineer, there are many logistical challenges to bypass when trying to insert coke into one’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

20 mins later...

With three mentos in my ass, I gingerly lowered the rim to my rim and poured. The reaction was nearly instant. With the tidal force of a tsunami, the bottle was violently ejected from my ass. A pressure was building up, and the gates of hell opened. I felt Satan’s sugary fire burst from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ onto the bed. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you would not realize the panic I had.

There was a pain, both emotional and physical. The sugary wet fart, the sound of a thousand ass-trumpets creating a heavenly cacophony. I saw the light, I saw the dark. I felt The intense sting of carbonation, I experienced nothing and everything. I had found God, and he was punishing me. There was the maddening sensation of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bending over itself, inside out, shrinking, expanding. It was worse than any experience ever. My brain still cannot comprehend the sensations, but they were torturous. I have contemplated what hell might feel like, and I know that I could find peace there. My bed was soaked with ♥♥♥♥-coke. Lord, how am I to clean up.

Don't ever try what I did.
I learned a very valuable lesson that day. Don’t try anything insane. Avoid the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Also, TIL that the human ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ can stretch 8 centimeters without damage.

TL;DR: Stick to beating your meat, folks.

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