This writer would like to humbly submit another candidate: “We Bring the BOOM!” by A.J. and Big Justice, a Boca Raton, Florida-based father-and-son duo with flawlessly groomed eyebrows, heavy New Jersey accents, and a predilection for double-chocolate chunk cookies.

⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you winning son?
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀ ⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀ ⡇
⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇

⣿⠟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⠟⠋⡜⠄⢸⣿⣿⡟⣬⢁⠠⠁⣤⠄⢰⠄⠇⢻⢸
⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⣟⢁⡴⡀⡜⣠⣶⢸⣿⣿⢃⡇⠂⢁⣶⣦⣅⠈⠇⠄⢸⢸
⣹⣿⣿⣿⡗⣾⡟⡜⣵⠃⣴⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⠘⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢱⠄⠨⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⢁⣾⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣸⣿⡎⠐⠒⠚⠛⠛⠿⢧⠄⠄⢠⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠿⢸⡿⠭⠭⢽⣿⣿⣿⢂⣿⠃⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡾
⣼⠏⣿⡏⠄⠄⢠⣤⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣟⣾⣾⣼⣿⠒⠄⠄⠄⡠⣴⡄⢠⣿⣵
⣳⠄⣿⠄⠄⢣⠸⣹⣿⡟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡻⡖⠦⢤⣔⣯⡅⣼⡿⣹
⡿⣼⢸⠄⠄⣷⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣕⡜⡌⡝⡸⠙⣼⠟⢱⠏
⡇⣿⣧⡰⡄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣋⣪⣥⢠⠏⠄
⣧⢻⣿⣷⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⣀⣀⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠂⠄⠄
⢹⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⡻⣿⣿⣇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿

⠄⠄⢤⣴⣿⠋⠐⠢⣀⡀⠄⠄⠙⠉⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠
⢀⠄⠄⠐⠧⠄⣤⣤⣨⣁⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄
⠨⠄⠄⢠⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢐
⠈⢠⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⡿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣀
⠄⠄⣿⠟⠛⠛⣿⣿⠤⠄⣠⣴⣈⣓⣳⣯⣿⣿⣦⠄⢠⡴⣿⣷
⠄⠄⢻⣴⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣤⣿⣀⠛⡧
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⢾⣽⡿⣵⣶⡾⠃
⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣿⣻⣞⣧⣿⠁
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⡿⢅⢂⣄⡀⠄⢀⣍⣿⣿⣽⣗⣷⣗⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣶⣿⡿⠻⣻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣾⣻⠞⡕⣯⢟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢟⢝⣱⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⣿⣿⣽⣭⣥⣥⣶⣾⣿⠿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠁