prepare for unforeseen consequences
this person is wanted internationally for: 7 counts of account takeovers, 97 counts of armed robbery (including, but not limited to: animal shelters, armoured transport vehicles, banks, candy-filled bowls on porches clearly labelled "take one," a laboratory housing cold-fusion prototype reactors, a commercial airliner, a firetruck, international S&C Plastics facilities, jewellery stores, oil rigs, one (1) Meyers Manx Dune Buggy, poutine stands, private-use helicopters, the deed to the North Zone tin mine in New Brunswick, Canada, trains, and a tricycle), 3 counts of charity fraud, 12 counts of counterfeiting, 9 count of credit card fraud, 4 counts of crude oil theft, 17 counts of destruction of federal property, 33 counts of embezzlement, 9 counts of employment fraud, 27 count of friendly fraud, 126 counts of identity fraud, 21 counts of identity theft, 12 counts of illegal dumping, 67 counts of insider trading, 297 counts of jaywalking, 57 counts of money laundering, 17 counts of operation and/or management of pyramid schemes, 63 counts of organized crime, 5 counts of phishing, 5 counts of illegal fishing, 12 counts of legal fishing, 3 counts of tax evasion, 97 counts of tax fraud, and 67 counts of trafficking in: antiquities, cultural property, endangered species, organs, small arms & light weapons, and stolen goods.