🌊 Ja-Quavy-Wavy Dichole: CS2 GOD 🌊
Certified legend. Unofficial headshot machine. My KD is so high, it’s probably illegal. 💀 I once 1v5'd an entire team while eating pizza. I play with a broken mouse, on 300 ping, using my feet, and I still carry. 😎

CS2 Rank: Global Elite (in my heart)
Headshot Percentage: 110% – I shoot, headshots happen. Even when I miss.
Favorite Map: Whatever you're worst at. I win everywhere.
Preferred Weapon: Zeus. Don’t ask why. You'll find out.
Most Kills in a Match: 69
🔥 Skills:

Blind noscopes
Grenades that bounce back and kill me (on purpose, obviously)
Carrying bots, actual bots.

Achievements:

1000+ accidental knife kills
Flashed myself and won the round
AFK'd entire match, still MVP
Ranked down and blamed the lag.
You’re probably thinking, “Is this guy for real?” No. No, I’m not. But I’ll still clap you in a 1v1. Try me. 😎 Add me if you wanna get hard-carried by someone playing upside down.