Ryusei
United States
Masquerading as a man with a reason.
Masquerading as a man with a reason.
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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under.
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40 Hours played
22 entire years since TXR3, and this absolutely lives up to the hype a return two decades later carries. Fantastic experience playing this, and there's only more to come. Some even hail this game as the savior of the racing game genre in the present day as a whole, and honestly, they might be onto something.

Strongly recommend :)
FrierenEnjoyer 28 Jan @ 6:41pm 
Rahhh
Spicy Noodle 19 Jan @ 3:17am 
+rep epic bf4 teammate
Day 8 Jan @ 1:26pm 
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The_Phunniegirl 31 Mar, 2024 @ 7:27am 
Topped this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ no effort, very nice.
TaktischesGenie 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:21pm 
I believe, I believe what the old man said
Though I know that there's no lord above
I believe in me, I believe in you
And you know I believe in love
I believe in truth though I lie a lot
I feel the pain from the push and shove
No matter what you put me through
I'll still believe in love
And I say
Cherie baby, spliff up
I wanna kick back mama
And watch the World Cup with ya baby
Yeah, that's right!
We're getting freaky tonight
Stay with me tonight
Let's have some fun while Tony's stateside
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
See Tony dancing with Dubya
Don't you wanna know why?
TaktischesGenie 21 Apr, 2023 @ 5:21pm 
So, Cherie my dear
Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight?
Tell him
"Tony Tony Tony, I know that you are horny, but there's
Somethin' bout that Bush ain't right"
Nine nine nine gettin' jiggy
People did you see that fire in the city?
It's like we're fresh out of democratic
Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah
That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah
That's why I'm out there havin' fun again
Good puppy, good puppy
Rolling on over for The Man