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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2018 @ 11:24am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 2:34am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 16 Jun @ 11:08am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 2:36am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2019 @ 3:50am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2019 @ 6:45am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 5:53am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2019 @ 6:54am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2019 @ 1:58am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 5:28am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2019 @ 8:27am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2019 @ 2:35am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 12:59am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2019 @ 3:55am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 7:38am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2018 @ 7:32am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2019 @ 8:12am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2018 @ 6:32am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 May, 2019 @ 1:17pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 3:45am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:14am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:42pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:19am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:05am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2019 @ 8:00am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:16pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2019 @ 1:56am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2022 @ 12:06pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 8:16am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:13pm



Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?