i love you

booom ♥♥♥♥

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Yo Darren, the day I saw the video of ur dingaling, it changed my mindset about my dingaling. So I am now in competition with you to make my dingaling bigger than yours. And when I make it bigger than yours, I am going to rape you.

Tra-la-la!
Are you worried about impending doom?
Those chuddy groypers got you filled gloom?
But don't you fear, there's a hero in the thread, the thread, the thread!
He's stinking up the catalouge in the interest of Sergeant Braphog!
It's the gassy warrior! Hear his mighty battle cry!
Tra-la-la!
INCREDIBLE!
Hey, watch out chud!
GASSY!
He's a spandex-clad stud!
Na na na na na, Gassy Gemerald yeah yeah yeah!
"This thread needs a hero!"
INCREDIBLE!
He's bouncin' up and down!
GASSY!
On his 'ildo 'cross town!
Na na na na na, Gassy Gemerald yeah yeah yeah!
"Three times the size of nikocado!"
He'll always be a:
Gassy, Gassy, Gaserald!
I'm sayin:
Gassy, Gassy, Gaserald!
Oh yeah that's pure comedy gold
Gassy Gemerold is his name!
"This place needs a hero!"
Snap your fingers and he'll be right there
That freaky farter with the fluoride stare!
He'll drop his trousers and he'll fight to save the thread, the thread, the thread!