Conquistas de Orson_2 em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:19

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:13

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 14:09

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:14

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:37

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 7:41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 8:51

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:35

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 20/nov./2019 às 3:34

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2020 às 12:36

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 29/out./2020 às 15:40

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 12/jun./2021 às 13:43

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 28/out./2020 às 13:26

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 14/abr./2020 às 7:07

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 14/abr./2020 às 7:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 10/dez./2019 às 7:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:56

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:20

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:26

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 10/dez./2019 às 7:32

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Alcançada em 28/mai./2020 às 12:17

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 8:48

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 27/mai./2020 às 12:11

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:36

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 13:42

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 8:34

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 18/nov./2019 às 12:50

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 9/dez./2019 às 12:51

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:50

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 10:56

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:38

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Alcançada em 19/nov./2019 às 11:34

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 29/out./2020 às 15:43

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 21/nov./2019 às 10:22

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 30/out./2020 às 14:36

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Alcançada em 21/nov./2019 às 10:17

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 10/dez./2019 às 7:59

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

1 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

8 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

8 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

335 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

13 / 30