Whenever I make hot dogs, I always pour the leftover “hot dog water” in a glass and drink it alongside the hot dog. I am seemingly the only person I know that does this.

A few months back, I was at a cookout, with one of the dishes being hot dogs. Overjoyed at the prospect of getting a glass of hot dog water, I politely asked for it. The cook looked at me, mouth agape, and asked if I was serious. He told me that, first of all, he was grilling hot dogs, not boiling them (which is ridiculous in itself), and secondly, that hot dog water is disgusting. I was rightfully offended, and decided to leave the cookout. I went home and, in protest, boiled 4 hot dogs, and ate them all, washing it down with lukewarm hot dog water.

To those who will berate me for my opinion: I STRONGLY recommend you taste hot dog water. Once you do, come back and tell me how right I was. To those who agree with me: thank you for being reasonable

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