บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย punisher

unique skillful and fast paced br i love it

AFPS

Few will likely be able to comprehend the games deeper message to its intended deathmatch audience. I fear the nuance may fly over the head of the common man...

The game starts off pretty well, and feels a lot like raft. Theres quite a bit of potential, but it quickly turns into a brain numbing mess of mechanics that dont seem to fit: managing rofleemos, Cleaning up messes with mops, getting resources for research, etc. Doesnt help that a mop takes a weapon slot that you only have two of.

Speaking of weapon slots: Some of the guns feel very fun to use, although changing their parts seems like quite an advanced system as you might not know what part changes what feature of the gun. in the end I ended up throwing my shiniest parts at a gun and sticking with whatever turned out. However this system is absolutely crushed by the fact you can only carry two main guns and a pistol. A resource grapling hook counts as a weapon, A mop counts as a weapon.

Storage is also a feature that is rough. Chests are very small and item stacks are only up to 10. Weapon parts dont stack and you seem to get quite a lot of them, and in the end you probably wont even use them.

Overall: If you play this game, maybe there are some QOL mods or such that will improve the experience, but me and my friends started getting frustrated with a lot of the bad features by like hour 4 and just started pushing through the zones ASAP to progress in quests

cool idea

good game

Runs smooth on RTX 4080

I own a million games, and I have to rank this game as 2314.
Alright, so picture this: You hop into slapshot a february afternoon with a belly full off candy and you just wanna throw up everywhere. "Now how come you came up to that number Otto F?" UAGH! Stop distracting me with your stupid questions... W-What was that? No problem. Anyway so where was we? yeah the slapshot experience is maybe a 9/10 and... uhhh can you stop talking? thanks. Maybe if you didnt stuff your fat belly full of pies and candy all day long you would be able to egt some blood up to that fat noggin of yours you hippo. So picture this... again, shut up... you enter the krink and you feel that racket in your hand and then some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro like named "Jonas" gets all up in ur biz and destoys you and you most just feel like the cream of the... no, not the fries, those are mine. SO the game is more like slapshit and not slapcock. ---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Puke worthy?
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Meh
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Meh
☐ Bad
☐ Trash

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Eargasm
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Apperently Jonas
☑ My grandma
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ You need a keyboard, monitor, pc or whatever, put sens to 10 an- what? Oh I should stop talking abou- .
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Easy to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Youll need a second pc
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Its worth the price!
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ (ERROR)
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved

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Long time no see mr freeman.

the year is 2003 and I just ♥♥♥♥ my pants. And as they say in Dragons Dogma, eat it up and swallow :) so i did.
next year, new me. and 2004 really got me in to the half-life mood youknowme damn son. so i downloaded half life 1 and just satrted yknow owning on the server browser and such but you know at the @ the end of the day, dragons dogma really got me into what feels like a eternal hallway of darkness and sufferering. and as i walk tho8gh the valley of shadow and death we spending most of time in the end of ganstas parade ice.

i noticed 100% improvement in the acquisition of hoes and money