Probably took the best dump of my life and was left sitting at the toilet contemplating human existence. Sex can be good or bad it all depends on whether you’re with the right person and you’re both into the same things. But taking a dump removes all of that unnecessary stuff. It’s just you, your butt hole and a giant lump of faeces coming out of you.

Has to be my favourite part of the day when I get to take a nice fat ♥♥♥♥ in my own home. Nothing will ever beat that feeling.