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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:19pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:04am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:44am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:27pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 12:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:31am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 12:56am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:59am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:11am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:06am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:40am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:43pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:54am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:56pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:37pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:19pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:11pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:34am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:48am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:21pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:06am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:34am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:57am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:04am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:41pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 2:56pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:41pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:43pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:52pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:58pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:03am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:02am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:13pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:05pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 10:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 12:31am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:56am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:23am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:46pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:42pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:42pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:42pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:41pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:23pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:53pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:36pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:22pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:56am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 6:02pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:26pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:52pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 4:13pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:23pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:07am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:19pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:35am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2024 @ 7:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:36am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:59pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:00am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 8:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:58pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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