Slick's Three Laws of the Universe:
(1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
(2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.
(3) There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is
attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is
attracted to dark objects.
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Television is now so desperately hungry for material that it is scraping
the top of the barrel.
-- Gore Vidal
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The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity.
-- Oscar Wilde
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Do you think the "Monkees" should get gas on odd or even days?
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"Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing."
-- Karl Lehenbauer, as amended by Jeff Daiell, a Libertarian
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"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different."
-- Franco Spisani
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Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
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