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Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.
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You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.
-- H.H. Munro
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Lois: What happens if Meg develops a coke habit?
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From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
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Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly.
I shall be sober in the morning.
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