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Fifty flippant frogs
Walked by on flippered feet
And with their slime they made the time
Unnaturally fleet.
When you're a Yup
You're a Yup all the way
From your first slice of Brie
To your last Cabernet.
When you're a Yup
You're not just a dreamer
You're making things happen
You're driving a Beamer.
Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
-- Ogden Nash, "Reflections on Ice-Breaking"
Fortune updates the great quotes: #53.
Candy is dandy; but
💚 -- 📘 -- 🥗 -- 💃 -- 👃 -- 🎄 -- 🎫 -- 👳 -- 🌂 -- 👑 -- 🎍 -- 🍧 -- 💗 -- 🍖 -- 🚕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤙🏻 Converging! ☝🏼
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤘🏾 Flash Four, extractor is live. 🙌🏽
"What do you call that warm feeling you get inside?"
"Heartburn?"
(Hogfather)
| 👃🍧🌏📒🌸👽🍖🍆⛳💛🍧👳💃🐊🐊🥞🎈🕺:akio
Frohike: So, Mulder, where's your little partner?
Mulder: She wouldn't come. She's afraid of her love for you.
"The X-Files: Blood"
Scully: I just came up with a pretty sick theory Mulder.
Mulder: Oooh, I'm listening!
"The X-Files: Our Town"
🎈 ✧ 📒 ✧ 🌸 ✧ 🎄 ✧ 🚕 ✧ 🍧 ✧ 😺 ✧ 🐠 ✧ 🎽 ✧ ⛳ ✧ 🎈 ✧ 💛 ✧ 👽 ✧ 🌏
💎🚗💛 ㅤㅤ👽📗💄ㅤㅤㅤ⚡🌏👳ㅤㅤㅤ👔💚💗ㅤㅤㅤ🐝🐳🌸
🥗🌋🚕 ㅤㅤ🥒🎫📕ㅤㅤㅤ👑🔋🐟ㅤㅤㅤ🏀🚙📘ㅤㅤㅤ📒⛳🥞
+ WHAT IS AUTOREFERENCE?
- something that refers to itself.
I want information!
It's easy to hold everything in common when no-one's got anything.
(Maskerade)
| 🍇📕🐠👳⛳🐳🚕👾🌳🍖🥒📀💙🌋🚗👑🐟🚙:d4_cry
💃🚗🐳🚕🌳📗🕺💛👹🌋🐊🐟👑🎄🎈
"If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been
neccessary to invent it."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
🎫⚡🍆💚😺💗🐝🏓👾🥗🎍🚘🏀🎁📕
📒🐳🚙📘🐛🌂🌽🔋💙🚗🥞🍇⛳🐠💛
^ↀᴥↀ^ "(◔/‿\◔) "٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (♥_♥) marvelous game! 🐠🌳👾🌽
🏓🐛🎽🐝 awesome- ✶✿❖☁♪ have a ball. (‾⌣‾) ٩(- ̮̮̃-̃)۶ 🎁🐠
📀💃👔🎍🐳⚡🌂🎈⛳
📒🍧🔋👑🕺🏓🐠🐛🚕
🎽🌸🥗📒🍧👽🕺🍖🌽
🚙🥞🍇💄👹🎄🌏👳🏀
😺🎍🐳🐝⛳🏓💙💛🎫
📗🎈🍖🎁🚘🌳📘🐊⚡
💃👃🐟🌋🥒💚👑📕👾
👔🐛💄🚕📀💎👹🥗🐠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👊🏻 Confirm sector not sterile. ☝🏼
ㅤㅤ 🖕🏽 Pick up that can. 🖕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏿 Subject is 505. ☝🏾
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 👎🏻 You want a malcompliance verdict? 🤛🏽
Experience has taught me that you feel better on a flight if you avoid
chicken fat in plastic sauce.
-- The joys of travelling the world by plane
(Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
| 🏓🎍👽🎁🐠🎫⛳🌽🍧📕⚡🎈🔋🎫📒🍇🐊🌸:weelisa
🎽 ♀ for
📒⛳ ♀ ME
🏀🐝💃 ٿ --
🥗👔👾👑 ∞ I'm
🐠🐊📀🚘🥒 ✦ well-tapered,
🎈💚🍆🌂👃🕺 ☎ half-♥♥♥♥♥♥,
🚙📕📒🔋🐟🌸🐝 ♡ ill-conceived
🚗🥞🎄🍇📗🍧👹📀 ★ and
💎👳🎍🐠🌳🎈🎫🌽💎 ✿ TAX-DEFERRED!
The omnipotent eyesight of various supernatural entities is often remarked upon. It is said that they can see the fall of every sparrow.
And this may be true. But there is only one who is always there when it hits the ground.
(Hogfather)
| 🌏👽👳🎄🌂🕺🎈🍆⛳😺💛🎍🐠👔👾👹🔋👑:sakurabeachayumilaug
Not especially neat and tidy, but adequate for the job. A self-starter – someone who always finds out the right thing to do and gets on with the job. If a manager has given no guidance Sorry baby, i'm scared will still take appropriate action. If the required tools are unavailable, they is able to improvise. Is a good team member in an emergency, following instructions quickly, but not taking a leadership role. Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job.
🎽 + 🎁 = 💛
Overcompensating for fears about the future by plunging
headlong into a job or life-style seemingly unrelated to one's
previous life interests: i.e., Amway sales, aerobics, the Republican
party, a career in law, cults, McJobs....
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
🤗
The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice
and tragedy. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the
master calls a butterfly.
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
😲
Kaufman's Law:
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
😯
Can't open /usr/share/games/fortunes/fortunes. Lid stuck on cookie jar.
🤠
... I see TOILET SEATS ...
😍
This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.
🤒
>> 🥒👳📕🚘🌋 <<
Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your halfbreed interference.
Earth -- mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
-- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" stardate 3468.1
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🌂👽🌽🎫🌸🎍👑🍇🏀🎄🍧🎁🎈🔋🏓
👳📘🚘⚡🐊📕💄👾🚙🚕💛🕺💃🥒🍖
A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
😙
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's
misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius. -- Calvin
🤕
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you.
🤠
Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.
😫
Mulder: Scully, I love you. (add libbed by DD when Mulder sees
Modell behind him in the mirror - that's a nice little
error to have slipped by editing!) HEH HEH HEH!
"The X-Files: Pusher"
🤤
*** System shutdown message from root ***
System going down in 60 seconds
😷
I am deeply CONCERNED and I want something GOOD for BREAKFAST!
😱
🎁🎫🚗🐝🏓 |things you want, how do you react?| 🐳👽🎍🎈💛💎🚕📗
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
👃 ☼ 🌳 ☼ ⛳ ☼ 🚕 ☼ 📘 ☼ 🏓 ☼ 🐠 ☼ 🎁 ☼ 🐛 ☼ 💎
Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
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