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Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

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This is my e girlfriend, I love her very much. She makes me so happy. Every night after a long day of middle school and doing pre algebra homework I get to talk to her for hours. I'm typing this here to let everyone know that she is taken and that this is MY girlfriend so don't even think of dm her. Let it be known I haven't seen her nor have we ever vc but I know shes a real girl and that she is the cutest girl that I have ever met. the way she texts and the fact that she all of her texts messages are 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 is how I KNOW shes a real and cute e girl. So guys, back off. I'm not afraid to 1v1 you scrubs on any game, especially fortnite(I'll BODY YOU), and if getting destroyed isn't enough I won't hesitate to get you guys banned from steam(My dad is Gabe Newell and no I'm not lying I can literally get you banned). Anyways, I'm done bragging about my awesome, hot, amazing e girlfriend. I love you sm baby ( ˘ ³˘)♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Ur so jewish

+rep gave me the five dollar footlong