If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

I have also struggled with my aim and accuracy. I was starting to lose all hope, i tried everything. Countless hours in deathmatch and in pugs. But nothing worked for me. I was so close to just becoming a typical normie baiter.

But then i saw it, the advice that would change my life. "Just click on the head LOOOOOL" I was perplexed, i could not believe it. Could this be the answer? Would this save me from a lifelong addiction of losing faceit games?

I was so eager to test it out, and to my great surprise, it worked. I went from a lowly dmg scrub to a Global Elite top 10 master league faceit player. I now have eight cars, five girlfriends on three different continents and a penthouse apartment in NYC.

My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.