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21 of 44 (48%) achievements earned:
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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:56am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:26pm

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2020 @ 8:08am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:21pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 1:28pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:45pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 12:32pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 7:04am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 5:51am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:08am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:13am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 6:06am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 7:13am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 12:10pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 7:20am

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:44am

Found The Control Room

How long has this been here?
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:24pm

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:25pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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