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29 of 50 (58%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 14 May @ 11:56pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:42am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:56am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 18 May @ 1:56am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 14 May @ 10:53am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 17 May @ 2:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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