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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:29am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:10am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:33am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:08am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:11pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:04am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:34am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:43am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:44am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:15am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:48am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:59am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:15am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:26am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:00am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:55am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:34am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 11:45am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:05pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:38pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:49am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:17pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:23pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:12pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:24am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:38am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 6:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 7:48am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:20pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:41am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:34am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:44pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 5:52pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:32pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:58am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:56am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:36am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:52am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:22am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:46am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:20pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:28am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:44am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:15pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:05am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:12am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:58am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:46am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:52pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:53am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 8:02am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:21pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 10:58am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 3:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:29am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:18am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 6:26am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:49am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:51am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:04pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:10pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:13pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:56am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:16pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 11:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:33am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:44am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 9:38am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 5:13am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:59am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:00am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:24am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:38am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:42am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:26am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:43am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:29am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:11am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:48am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 8:21am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:56am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:56am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:32am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:50pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 1:57am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:38am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 2:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 5:06am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:13pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:45am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:31pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:00am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:43pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:57pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:38am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:04pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:13pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:30am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:49am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:36am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:39am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:26am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:49am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 11:49am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:32am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 May, 2022 @ 2:08am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:15am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:05pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 3:42am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 5:49am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:29pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 10:01am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 May, 2022 @ 4:13am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:40am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:20pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:21pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:21pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:23pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:24pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:25pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 3:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 5:03pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 12:49pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:26pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:27pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:27pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:27pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Nov @ 9:49pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 1:34pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 12:56pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 1:00pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 2:11pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:20pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 11:20pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17pm



Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.