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play this first BL2 then BL3 worth it!

Okay stop. J-J-Just please stop, j-just please stop trying. Why? H-H-How could you do this to your customers? THIS GAME. THIS. GAME. I cannot. begin. to explain. The shear, AGONY and HARDSHIP that game has put me through. I puchased this lousy excuse for a used naptkin on December 10, 2017. The game cost me EXACTLY 27.99 American dollars. I mean for CORN sake. This game was on sale and I still feel as though my funds were split down the middle mercilessly, like the backside of Spongebob Squarepants' blue swimming trunks. Leaving me with just enough to drown my sorrows in another game because I had just been ripped off like a pair of pants you get at walmart just for doing so. Also I have no friends. This game is the most, un-optomised holographic birthday card i have ever experienced in a WHALEs age. The controls are no better than stone age technology. There required effort and energy put into pick up an item, is like taking a whole section of a school issued standardized test. In addition, the character models look like they have mental disabilities. Which. lll have YOU know, is HIGHLY offensive! I am absoluelty disgusted. Also "the houses," (Spanish translation 1: Las casas) if you could call them houses, are very difficult to navigate. They feel like prisons more than anything. I needed to whoop out the whole Global Positioning/Navigation System just to escape one. Moving on. The proximity voice chat (the way players can communicate to one another in the virtual gaming world through a shared communications line, which is solely dependent on the location of the speaker to its listener in order to fluently recieve and transmit a tactical message) does not sound human. It is similar to some sounds from the movie, "The conjuring." It is very scary. There is so many things wrong with this video game. If we assigned a role to every gamer who has purchased this game to develop; a hypothesis, design an experiment, and create a vitual lab explaining this issues that need to be resolved in this game. We would still need years before a formal list of grievences can be filed. Please do yourself a favor and just spend your money on ANY THING other than this game. Trust me you will thank yourself in a few months. Then applaud yourself in the coming years. This isnt some review made by a small percentage of so called "haters" who havent bought the game and are just trying to take a dig at the game for fun as a joke. This review is meant to be taken as a formal review with an extensive use of figurative language and consumer honesty. Thank you for reading my review, i put a lot of thought into it

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