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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:36pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:27am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:55am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:02pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:26pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:21am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:50am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:48am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:55am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:08am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:38pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:12pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:35am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:05pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 11:45am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:44am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 6:26am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 4:51pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:31pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:57am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:18pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:29pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:33pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:07pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:39pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:29am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:02pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:46am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:17am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:21am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:52pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 2:16pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:29pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 2:51am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:26am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:54pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:41am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:41am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:54am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:50am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:16am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:20am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:20pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:56pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:00pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:31am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:03am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:15am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:05am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:46am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:05am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:13pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:09pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 6:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:45pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:26pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:30am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:40am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:08am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 9:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 10:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 9:14am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 1:25am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:22am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:08am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:57am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:32am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:04am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:59am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:04am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:58am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:17am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:47am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:08pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:11pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:24pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:33pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 4:45am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:18pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:08am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 2:21pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 12:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:26am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:44am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:18am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:02am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:37am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:31am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:12am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:21am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:21am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:12pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 4:26pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:33am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 4:44am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:33am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:55am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:22am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:10am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:10am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:26am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:42pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:52am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:07pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:44pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:43am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:25am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 3:07pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:20am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:04am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:49am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:54pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 9:48am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 9:45am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:47am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:22pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:37pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 5:57pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:53am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:42am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:28pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:51pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:47am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:11am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:14am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:17pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 8:26am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:19pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:55pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:30pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:41pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:54am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 5:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:32am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:56am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:54pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:39pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:56pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:53am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:35pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:49pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 5:31pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:01pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 3:24pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 3:47pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 4:38pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:37pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 11:03am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:55am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:43pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:41am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 10:21am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 9:11am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 11:53am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:06pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 1:56pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 7:14am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 4:25pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:43pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:13am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 6:15pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:42am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 6:18am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked