Certified therian sommelier, the only one within a 500 mile radius. Pristine knowledge of chardonnay grapes and cavernet sauvignion, Saluted member of the "US cricket fan club for disabled". Certified Spam eater, winner of several competitions and shows. US Coast Guard enthusiast, Certified hot dog eating champion and ambassador, Decorated 199 Nugget Challenge winner. Fortified expert on Canadian white-collar moose crime aswell as crimes regarding geese. Esteemed freakbob and huzzpatric participant with over 5 years in the field. Endorsed Jingle bell enjoyer and convicted felon.

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