Recent reviews by Wheatley but more Texan

Very good but it made me relive past trauma from daytime EoL

Really though, it's just music files. . .

I would rate this game an 8 out of 10
Not the best but it's pretty fun to play once and a while
a lot of the negative reviews are because of the release of the game, which I agree with their opinions, release was. . .


Not very good to say the least
But eh, it's pretty good now that they fixed a majority of the glaring issues so I would recommend

Why does Ninja Kiwi have "More Awesomer" in its title?

Answer: Bloons

If this review was written about a year ago I would say that this game was absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay to win and should never be played. . .

But now it's really fun go play it

chicken cheese

It's Portal 2. What the ♥♥♥♥ do you think my rating is going to be?

Meh, game is alright

This game is amazing! The game-play is sort of complicated but you could probably learn it by the time you are 5-10 minutes in the game. The graphics are amazing if you have the max settings. (You might need a fast computer to run it without lagging often though) The sounds and music are super good, and most levels have a unique feel to them like 2.2, you have to protect your colony from 2 invading lower ground nests. They get fish but you get aphid farms. You have to also protect your aphids from lady bugs. Freeplay mode can have you playing for hours!

This game is just stupid fun! It's a 2-4 player party game where you get to beat up your friends with (Mostly) unique weapons! In case you don't have someone to play with, you could always go to online mode. The physics in the game are hilarious and just adds to the fun. It has really good music too! I would give this a 9 out of 10.