My nearly 30 year old coworker keeps yelling at her phone for messing up her insurance information. I'm just tryna take a 15 minute break, buddy.
Maybe stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out loud and sounding like Vivziepop!

my favorite drinking buddy! lets get some mead!

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the shieldmaiden, Matilda, who said:
"Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed"
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor

+rep Holy S***. That's an amazing c*ck. Perfect length, perfect girth. Even the hairs are trimmed to perfection. Solid 10/10.

+rep peed on carl

sometimes he snapchats me with pictures of just his taint, but, it's a good thing to wake up to so +rep