-rep, hasn’t returned my leaf blower yet

+rep, joined the military, got severe ptsd, robbed a bank, died

Awooga Awooga
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

+rep this is my boyfriend

+rep the next tenz

Crinkus P Crankus the II. Honorary mayor of tinkle town, and