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Later in the night, I find Kyle sneaking off to a room where I know my drunkenly passed out wife was resting. At first, I didn't think much of it but something told me to follow him and make sure he didn't get lost on his way to the 'bathroom'. Next thing I know, I open the bedroom door and find him with his pants down laying on top of my girlfriend. I unsheathed my sharpness 5 sword and loudly announced my presence. In a cinematic maneuver, he jumps into the air in a backwards somersault. Whilst he was in the air I quickly reacted and in one clean motion I separated his pelvic region from the rest of his body. Now he claims to this day he thought it was me so it turns out he might just be gay? Don't trust this guy.
I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c0ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy