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What you regret not doing later on.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-- Erma Bombeck
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Such efforts are almost always slow, laborious, political, petty, boring,
ponderous, thankless, and of the utmost criticality.
-- Leonard Kleinrock, on standards efforts
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The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the
level of management.
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Zoe: "Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller."
Wash: "Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles..."
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Stewie: What the hell is this?
Lois: It's your favourite honey, tuna salad.
Stewie: Oh,really, is that what it is? Because I could have sworn it was mayonnaise and cat food.
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... [concerning quotation marks] even if we *___did* quote anybody in this
business, it probably would be gibberish.
-- Thom McLeod
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